Here’s the “Jimmy Kimmel Live” segment in its entirety from Monday night with Ron Artest largely unclad but wearing a big smile …
As I mentioned in a tiny part of my column devoted to the awesome topic of Shannon Brown’s mighty dunking, there are other things to notice about the guy — such as how well he’s defending or his 48 percent 3-point success rate last postseason.
Here’s one more thing: Brown has a star turn as Toni Braxton’s love interest in her new video, “So Yesterday” … until Ron Artest winds up with Braxton in the end. Seriously.
Brown shares his first scene — an amorous one at that — with Hulk’s daughter, Brooke Hogan (another Laker with a reality TV personality!).
Sitting here working on my Shannon Brown column and just finished watching Ron Artest’s spot on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
Just gets more and more interesting to have Artest in our lives. It’s great, isn’t it?
Yes, he was on there without a shirt on the whole time and wearing just shorts that looked like boxers but he said weren’t. Yes, he had “Jimmy Kimmel Live” cut into the back of his hair, although he said he’d rid himself of it before facing the Knicks for fear of David Stern’s wrath. Yes, he actually said he hoped Kimmel didn’t think he was “weird.”
Artest disputed the story that he ran out of the team hotel in his underwear to catch the team bus to Staples Center last spring for a Rockets-Lakers playoff, explaining that the shorts looked like boxers but were just shorts with underwear underneath: “I wasn’t out there freeballin’,” he said.
That’s why he wore what he wore for his appearance on the show — to explain it all very visually.
Artest was his usual lively, unique self and obviously happy to be there. Kimmel said eventually: “Will you come back, like every week?”
And because Artest knew he’d successfully been his usual lively, unique self throughout the segment, he said about showing up for work in front of Phil Jackson the next morning: “He might be giving me a book tomorrow.”
(The YouTube video is the second part of Artest’s appearance. It’s the funnier half.) — JC
Lakers (10-3) vs. Knicks (3-10)
Time: 7:30 p.m.
Site: Staples Center
TV/radio: FSN; KSPN/710, KWKW/1330
How they match up:
Lakers: 101.9 points, 97 points allowed, 45.3 FG%, 73.9 FT%
Knicks: 101.4 points, 107.9 points allowed, 43.6 FG%, 79 FT%
Outlook
Kobe Bryant scored 61 points in New York in the teams’ last meeting, a 126-117 Lakers victory the game after Andrew Bynum hurt his right knee. The Knicks have struggled on defense in Mike D’Antoni’s up-tempo style and will ask 6-foot-9 David Lee to guard 7-foot Andrew Bynum (19.9 ppg, 11.2 rpg), with slimmed-down Eddy Curry in reserve. Speedy Nate Robinson (ankle) had a season-high 19 points last game and scored 33 points in each of his two games (vs. Clippers and vs. Lakers) at Staples Center last season. If the Knicks fall behind, they might save energy for the next night in Sacramento, whereas the Lakers are facing three days without a game.
EL SEGUNDO — Kobe Bryant has a competition going with Pau Gasol over who can make more left-handed shots.
But just as Celtics-hating Lakers owner Jerry Buss would want, Bryant’s rivals for over-the-backboard shots include two Celtics: Rajon Rondo and Larry Bird. (Many others such as Tracy McGrady and Allen Iverson have hit similar shots that didn’t count or were after play was dead.) Memphis’ Rudy Gay hit one last season that was counted.
Bryant described his shot as “like a putt” in the way he had to read the angle.
LOS ANGELES — Back when it became apparent that Jerry Buss wasn’t going to Orlando for the possible Lakers clincher in the NBA Finals, I asked Lakers spokesman John Black what was up with that. Buss’ response, via Black, was meant for amusement: “It’s no fun going to away games when the crowd is cheering against the best team.”
Buss explained his absence further Sunday night, when he and son Jim sat down with reporters.
“I’m getting a little older, and I guess during something like that I become very animated and use sometimes questionable language,” Buss said. “In this particular case, I thought it was going to be a very tough tussle and I wanted to be kind of free to jump up and down and scream and kick things.
“I talked Jimmy into staying with me, and I had (daughter) Jeanie with me. It became kind of a family affair in our room where we could all shout and holler without making a spectacle of ourselves.”
Buss’ son, Joey, wound up accepting the trophy for the family after Game 5 in Orlando.
LOS ANGELES — We shall see just how good Jim Buss is at what Jerry Buss has proved great at — owning the Lakers — as time goes by. But there is no question about Jim’s increasing voice in the Lakers’ decisions.
And as Jim said Sunday night, one of those was the choice not to keep pursuing Trevor Ariza — instead turning to get Ron Artest.
Jim Buss called Artest “a bargain” for the Lakers at the mid-level exception, which is pretty much accurate. Here’s how Jim Buss detailed the free-agent saga with Ariza and Artest: “When Ariza kind of balked at our offer, that really kind of set the wheels in motion for Artest.”
Buss added: “You want to keep the team intact is your first feeling.” But then he called Artest a “perfect fit for this team. I think we improved.”
Indeed, after the Lakers’ victory over Oklahoma City on Sunday night, Phil Jackson raved again about the way Artest plays defense. Kevin Durant shook off Artest frequently early in the previous meeting between the teams — Artest said he had forgotten how to defend Durant after not facing him for a long time — but Artest rallied later in that overtime victory and then did a really good job on Durant on Sunday night.
Artest also contributed to an overall great defensive outing by the Lakers, who forced 19 turnovers. Kobe Bryant said it was a carryover from the great, intense defensive practice the Lakers had Saturday.