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Shaq’s poetry skillz unveiled

June 24th, 2008, 9:09 am · Post a Comment · posted by KEITH SHARON, OCREGISTER.COM

shaq.jpgYou understand Shaq’s venom toward Kobe. The kid called out the Big Overweight and contributed to his exit from the Lakers. But when Shaq starts dissing Kareem Abdul Jabbar, he’s stepped over some line one should never cross.

Here are most of the lyrics:

You know how I be

Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me

I call myself big, but I’m not as good as Biggie

I call myself big ’cause I live next to Diddy

Excuse me, Diddy lives next to me

So in the hood, dog, I feel like B.I.G.

‘Cause if Biggie was still here he would be right there

On Star Island in a mansion somewhere chillin’

Sittin’ on about half a billion

‘Cause me and guys can buy (s-word) that’s half a billion

For real, dog, now that’s b-i-g

Ain’t nobody in the world do it bigger than me

That’s like a white boy tryin’ to be more (n-word) than me

That’s like a homeless cat having more figures than me

That’s like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me

That’s like rappers (garbled) things than me

That’s like you saying to yourself you’re better than me

That’s like Kareem saying to himself he’s better than me

Now stop. Think about that.

It ain’t about that, it’s about B.I.G. aka Big Shaq

Now that’s the difference between first and last place

Kobe (n-word) tell me how my (a-word) tastes

OK Kobe tell me how my (a-word) tastes

repeat

I’m a horse

Kobe ratted me out that’s why I’m getting divorced

He said Shaq gave a (b-word) a mil

I don’t do that ’cause my name’s Shaquille

I love ‘em but don’t leave ‘em

I got a vasectomy so now I can’t breed ‘em

Kobe, how my (a-word) taste?

Kobe, you couldn’t do without me.

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